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Three women and three men are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three men each buy tickets and watch as the three women buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the guys. "Watch and you'll see," answers a woman. All of them board the train.
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123. Men are like…..Cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard. 124. Men are like…..Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips. 125. Men are like…..Coffee The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
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The first one says, "I'll have a pint of blood.". The second one says, "I'll have one, too.". The third one says, "I'll have a pint of plasma.". The bartender says, "So, that'll be two Bloods and a Blood Lite?". 4. How many other jokes can one make off 'Man walks into a bar?'? A man walks into a bar and orders a beer.
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One man says to the other, "I wish I could do that!" He responds "he'll bite you." Score: 92. Studies show that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it. Score: 120. A man applies for a job as a police officer. The officer says: Alright, one more thing.
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Men are like. .. Parking spots. The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small. Updated on 6/14/2023. Men have long been the butt of jokes, and this one is no exception. In this particular joke, men are compared to parking spots. The joke implies that the good men are taken, while the rest are too small.
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What falls, but never needs a bandage? The rain. I was going to tell you a joke about boxing but I forgot the punch line. I'm not a fan of spring cleaning. Let's be honest, I'm not into summer, fall, or winter cleaning either. Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken. What did the dirt say to the rain?
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Set parking brake, put the. window down. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat, finally locate the card. Tell girl friend on mobile phone that you will call her back and hang up. Attempt to insert card into machine. Open car. door to allow easier access to machine due to its distance from the car.
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In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. 3. The lights are on but nobody's home. 2. Big power surges knock them out for the night. 1. Size does matter. Men are like…..Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
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79 Comically Ingenious Jokes About Men to Keep You Laughing. June 27, 2023 by Funny Jokes Arena. Get ready for a fun-filled adventure with our collection of jokes about men! These comically ingenious quips celebrate the quirks and habits that make men such fascinating subjects of humor. From clever one-liners to playful puns, these jokes are.
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My American doctor wants to cut off my organ!" The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs, "Stupid American docttahs, always want operate, make more money that way. No need to amputate!" "Oh, thank God!" the man exclaims. "Yes yes," says the Chinese doctor. "Wait two weeks.
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29) "My girlfriend invited me to her house where I found her sister alone. So I sat there waiting for my girlfriend while her unbelievably sexy sister was sitting there with me. A few moments go by, then she comes up next to me, and whispers in my ear, 'We should have sex before my sister comes home". I immediately turned around to walk.